Had a rather lovely experience at work today involving my nose. Shocker there. Actually, come to think of it, I had several and as you've probably guessed by now, the experiences weren't all that great.
Experience the first, I walk into a room only to be greeted by the lovely scent of urine. Great, lovely. Pretty sure the resident peed all over the floor, the toilet and the laundry basket. Now, I'm not a stranger to the overwhelming burning sensation that is humane urine BUT I've never had to deal with it for 30 minutes before and try as I might, I just can't hold my breath for that long.
Experience the second, having recently cleaned a toilet that is always covered in excrement I walk by only to detect the not so subtle scent of a recently pooed up toilet. I ran away as fast as I could and pretended to have peas stuck up my nose. Sorry, dealing with that toilet one time a day enough for me.
Now, I realize that these people can't help it and some would find it cruel to be posting about them but as you've noticed, I've named no names nor genders. Besides, I'm not posting to be cruel but rather to find humor in my situation. So sue me for the penny I found today AND put in my pocket.
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