Ahh, the innocent cottontail. So cute, so fluffy AND
So deadly for my poor garden. In a matter of days, almost all of those green sprouts have been destroyed by those bundles of cuteness. So sad, especially for my wallet. They even ate the eggplant down so far that I could hardly find the location where I had planted it.
What do I do now? Take out my AK 47 and blast the little suckers to the underworld where they belong? Buy a viscous attack dog that chases both them and the poor unsuspecting residents of Keystone all over tarnation?
Nah, I just bought 50 feet of chicken wire so the I could double wrap a layer of protection around my little garden so that it now looks like the bunny version of Fort Knox, except that it's meant to keep the wabbits out, not it. I also said a tearful goodbye to those plants that had bit the dust. But may this be a warning to future bunny wabbits who are eying my peppers with delight, should you succeed in eating my peppers again, retribution shall be in the form of pepper spray. Mwuah hah hah.................. (evil laughter)
PS For all of you who care, the concussion has tamed down and do longer gives me dizzy moments although I've had a series of rather nasty headaches all week :-(
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