We at work are trying to figure out the mystery of the poo bandit. This bandit uses the public toilets and proceeds to mess it up in nasty ways at least once a day. Nobody has actually seen the poo bandit leaving the premises after a fresh dirty but there are several key suspects. All of the suspects are old and have absolutely no control over their bodily functions. As witnessed by the poo smear on the door that was a full four feet away from the actual toilet. The poo bandit has struck the same bathroom once a day for the past 1.5 weeks but tragically, today he or she struck twice within 5 hours. Any information would be greatly appreciated and for the poo bandit to have their bowels permanently removed from their body would be even more appreciated.
To make matters even worse, I happen to live with two other poo bandits who leave their little dingle-berries on the floor for us to step on in the middle of the night. Sometimes, these same poo bandits do a funny dance while trying to deposit their dingle-berries on the floor. It goes like this: wiggle to the left, lick, lick, lick. Wiggle to the right, lick lick lick. Lather, rinse and repeat.
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